Miscellaneous Jokes
COFFEE BREAK
Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer, the second was an accountant, the third was a chemist, and the fourth was a union member.
To show off, the engineer called to his dog. "T-square, do your stuff." T-square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the accountant said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said, "Slide rule, do your stuff." Slide rule went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each.
Everyone agreed that was good. But the chemist said his dog could do better. He called to his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 oz. glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 oz. without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good.
Then the three men turned
