Little Johnnie Jokes
MATH HOMEWORK
Pepito is at home doing his Math homework.
Pepito: "Two plus five the son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six the son of a bitch is nine".
At that moment, his mother comes in.
Mother: "But Pepito, what are you doing? Why are you saying that?"
Pepito: "I'm doing my Math homework, mom".
Mother: "And is that what your teacher taught you?"
Pepito: "Yeees"
Next day, the mother, worried about the education his son is receiving, goes to Pepito's school to talk to the teacher.
Mother: "I would like to know what you are teaching my son in Math?
Teacher: "Oh, sure. We are learning addition problems."
Mother: "And... are you teaching them to say two plus two the son of a bitch is four?"
Teacher: "No way. What I taught them was two plus two THE SUM OF WHICH IS four."
